#tellRandi to Drop Support of Annual Common Core Testing

AFT President Randi Weingarten is scheduled to appear today at the NPE Conference in Chicago.

No coincidence that just yesterday, she rushed to England to tell Pearson to stop spying on children.  (Back on March 15, 2015 it was discovered that Pearson was spying on children to make sure their precious testing materials were not leaked online.)  

This is not the first time Randi has flown to England to set the record straight with Pearson.  It was 1 year ago that she showed up to demand that Pearson lift the gag order for its testing.  Pearson has not lifted the gag order.

The spying continues, the gag order is in place, and the tests continue to not only to be linked to teacher evaluations, but in most cases are playing a more prominent role in those evaluations.  And yet Randi and the Aft continue to demand annual Common Core state tests continue.  She even went so far as to thank the NY Assembly for voting in the bill that now allows testing to account for 50% of teachers’ evaluations.

While Randi and the AFT claim testing is civil right and provides valuable data, she should have been listening to her counterpart from England at yesterday’s protest,

ATL general secretary Mary Bousted said: “School curricula should not be patented and charged for. Tests should not distort what is taught and how it is assessed.

“Unfortunately, as the profit motive embeds itself in education systems around the world, these fundamental principles come under ever greater threat leading to greater inequality and exclusion for the most disadvantaged children and young people.”

Testing is not a civil right Randi and the data is only used to punish, not support students and their school houses.

It is time to #tellRandi to drop support for annual Common Core state testing.

Reformers Save Schools from Parents

Federal agents raided the homes and classrooms of hundreds of parents, teachers, and educational “advocates” today because of their involvement with the “opt-out movement.” This illegal act of defiance has cost millions in tax payer’s money and now the feds as well as state education officials are cracking down.

Among the charges these people face are endangering the welfare of minors, insubordination, and churlishness.

Mr. Glynn of Brookhaven Elementary School was removed earlier this morning from his school’s playground in which he was wasting valuable time for rigorous learning to play soccer with his class. It took officials a while to find him as they assumed he would be in the teachers’ lounge during his lunch break.

Arne Duncan, Secretary of Education was outraged over the number of parents who refused the tests in New York. “We made it clear that schools are failing,” he said. “We had scores, scatter plots, and expensive commercials made. Clearly the suburban white moms are not only in denial about the intelligence of their kids, but also about the quality of their schools.”

Former Commissioner, John King, who has lobbied to change the spelling to “commisioner,” was not surprised by the opt-out numbers. “As commisioner in New York, I clearly established that schools are failing by failing 70% of the students who took state tests. Parents in New York reject challenges it seems.”

Disgraced Superintendent, Dr. Joseph Rella was forcibly removed from a piano bench while accompanying his elementary school students’ concert. It took three federal agents to stop him from playing. The children’s choir, as if brainwashed, did not miss a note. It was only after the fifth grade chorus finished “This Land is Your Land” that the defiant Rella was taken. Many Comsewogue community members were detained including every member of the Rennard family. When Newsday asked for a comment, Dr. Rella replied, “I don’t speak English.”

Jeanette Deutermann, one of the masterminds behind the massive opt out movement was sentenced to life in Finland. She claims she is not from there.

Mike Mulgrew, recently appointed Education Czar was firm in his commitment to keeping America competitve. “These tests will return the US to educational prominence. I will drop kick the next person in the eye brow who says they ain’t.”

The number of arrested teachers tells the story of just how damaged the education system in New York was. On Long Island, 70% of the teaching force was fired for their ties to social media groups such as Long Island Opt Out, Lace to the Top, and NYSAPE to name a few.

Activity in these groups was deemed unlawful by the recently passed bipartisan bill, “Save Schools from Parents Act.” This bill will guarantee every child will be assessed and eliminate the agendas of negative social media groups that attempt to promote activities that are ruled to be “dangerous to the ideals and beliefs of the American people.” Any families that join these groups or “friend” members of said groups are considered a “threat” to the children in American schools.

New charter schools will be created for the children of identified families. One of the interview questions officials have shared will be “Are you or have you ever been a member of the Green Lacer party?”

Teach for America has decided to reduce the time required for students to be certified to 45 minutes in order to fill the enormous number of vacancies left by the teachers who refused to obey the directives of the State Education Department.

One art teacher who chose to remain nameless revealed teachers openly cared more for how pretty students painted or sang, rather than students’ scores on tests. “I was told to substitute a self-portrait painting project using paint and items important in a child’s life with the New York State art module on bubble-filling called, ‘The Art and Beauty of a Completely Filled Bubble.'”

Schools will save hundreds with teachers’ dismissals and a more efficient change to a color wheel with “acceptable shades of gray” which are #2 grey and graphite gray.

Diane Ravitch, was placed on the “No Quote List.” Ms. Ravitch has been a harsh critic of standardized testing and a promoter of test refusals. She was not contacted for comment as per the new law which states, “Those on the ‘No Quote List,’ which immediately and irrevocably denies any person with blogs with over 18 million reads on the topic of education reform, may not communicate any ideas about education no matter how logical and intelligent the thoughts may be, to any form of media under the penalty of virus on all Microsoft product said violator owns.”

One parent spoke candidly about the number of teachers fired. “I told them, don’t opt out! You’ll get in trouble. Guess that’s what happens when unions get crazy ideas into the heads of good law-abiding parents.”

Special counselors have been hired to help students transition to life with in their newer and more rigorous schools. New Commisioner, Ken Wagner said, “This will be a challenging time for our young people. Teaching is the core. We have an obligation to prepare our students for college and career. This is a team effort. One test at a time. We can no longer ignore our most neglected populations. Hakuna matata.” Commisioner Wagner chose his former boss’ spelling to keep his legacy of positive change alive.

Among the most infamous to be detained are Tim Farley the former principal and deviant radical from upstate New York best known for his insulting tweets and subversive posts.

Beth Dimino, union head honcho for Comsewogue and science teacher neglected her professional responsibilities to her job by feigning concern for her students’ well being.

Dr. Carol Burris, the former “Principal of the Year” turned insurgent was fined $100,000 for each article published in The Washington Post in which she claimed the tests used by NYSED were bad. Valerie Strauss, who collaborated with Dr. Burris has been transferred to work the alien sighting division of The National Enquirer.

Randi Weingarten expressed sadness over the loss of so many teachers and joy at the hope promised with a new era of testing.

The Bad (Expletive deleted) Teacher, B.A.T.S. were dismantled. Marla Kilfoyle did not go down without a verbal attack on the feds who tried to convince her to go quietly. “I will not allow you to destroy our kids futures!” she shouted. Officials pointed out that her group has a bad word in it, which means they should not be trusted.

New dress code laws were included with the bill including misdemeanor charges for wearing red in large numbers during outside of legislators’ offices and felony charges for any individual wearing green laces, lanyards, and/or bracelets.

All meme making software has been removed from the Internet.

Now that reformers have removed meddlesome parents from curtailing their plan, reformers have decided to move the SAT TO 4th grade and give any school without 85% of its students 1200 the death penalty.

Gates funded Fordham Institute purchased Fordham University. They wanted to create a college that would cater to the new college and career ready brand of student that schools were now producing. First order of business was to remove Dr. Mark Naison. The reason for his termination was “He kept it too real. Any professional who knows the definition of a term like ‘badunkadunk’ is clearly of dubious moral fiber.”

Leonie Haimson was also found guilty of over 2 million counts of endangering the welfare of minors for her actions which led to the end of inBloom, the group that envisioned a system that would ensure students’ progress could finally be taken out of the grasp of teachers and their unions. Her work with Class Size Matters will also be used in upcoming litigation.

It is believed that inBloom will begin data mining as early as tomorrow. An official reported, “We hoped to serve the tax payers of New York with reliable data for a snapshot of their schools.”

Governor Cuomo, the students’ governor spoke at a Success Academy dinner last night on the yacht, “Advoca-Sea.” He praised the feds strong stance against those who promoted opt out. “We are seeing a shift. The age of teachers’ monopoly over your children’s lives is coming to an end. Students will never again be used as pawns in labor disputes. Trust us. We care about all children more than greedy unions and misguided parents from middle class neighborhoods.”

The Newsday cartoonist parents & teachers are laughing at

In the words of Green Lacer Kevin Kirk, “This is today’s (4/16/15) Newsday political cartoon. Matt Davies’ cartoon is ill conceived and not even the slightest bit funny. The cartoon’s “irony” wreaks of desperation on the part of Newsday in its efforts to prop up Common Core support (through propaganda) to its readers. This cartoon simply exposes just how desperate Newsday has become in this endeavor. Instead of reporting the news, Newsday’s brand of advocacy “journalism” has exposed Newsday as the Fox News of Common Core.”


Pictures are worth a 1,000 words, unless you’re Matt Davies of Newsday.  His pictures are worth far less so he had to add the following caption:


It is clear that Matt has not dedicated much time to learning about the opt out movement.  From the looks of it, he hasn’t dedicated much time to his cartoons or humor either.

Matt & our friends at Newsday, we have a cartoon for you:

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Lace to the Top

On Facing Resistance

I googled “protest” hoping to find an image to add to the sign I was making.  I instantly found myself lost in a world of black and white snapshots of our country’s history.  As I scrolled through, I saw photographs of Americans desperate for change.  Their signs were timeless; they demanded equality and respect.   I had seen many of these images, or similar images, many times before.  What struck me this time, for the first time, was the opposition that was sprinkled throughout the rows of search results.  One image in particular grabbed my attention.  It was a picture of men lined up in front of the headquarters of the National Association Opposed to Woman’s Suffrage. They were reading the information posted in the window by an organization that was actively trying to quell the rebellion that was growing within a discontented population.

At every point in our history when people have demanded change, there have been those resisting that change.  Women demanded the right to vote.  Reasons to oppose this change included suffrage fostering an unhealthy competition with men, women only serving to either double or annul their husband’s vote, and the benefit not outweighing the costs involved.  These reasons were stated as fact, printed in brochures and disseminated widely. It must be noted that the NAOWS was heavily funded by those who were positioned to make profit from the sale of alcohol.  Was their opposition fueled by their fear that women voting would lead to the passage of laws that would limit alcohol consumption and sales?

The suffragettes faced fierce opposition for the same reason that we “refusers” are being opposed.  We threaten an established belief about how the world should be.  By refusing the tests, we are saying that our public education system has been bought.  That is scary.  We are forcing people to grapple with the idea of losing local control of their schools. That is scary.  We are exposing the plan of those that are positioned to make a profit from the privatization of our public schools.  That is dangerous.

We have to let go of the notion that we are “just” moms, dads and students opting out of a test. We are all equally important parts of a movement that will preserve public education.  We are teaching our children that education is to be valued. We are telling our legislators that they are being held accountable. We are telling millionaires that our schools can’t be bought.  When people tell us that we are teaching our children to be quitters, that the tests are necessary, and that there is no effect on their kids, we need to picture them standing at the NAOWS headquarters.  They are the resistors that have been present during every call for change.  We are the proud, brave people whose images will define the movement.

Old Math Trumps Common Core Math

I have grown a bit tired of engageNY videos and those that insist Common Core math is somehow superior to “old math.” Math is math. Look at the traditional example they always give to knock “old math.”

In order to understand this problem, one needs to have a firm grasp on place value. Place value is taught in kindergarten on up.

243 is 200+40+3

Many want to pretend that we simply taught children to cross out and adjust numbers because that’s what the algorithm decided- BS.

The foundation for this problem was previously laid down in K, built on in 1st, and practiced in 2nd grade and up. An algorithm would take seconds to teach, the “why” takes years- and before Common Core it did take years.

In fact, the groundwork was laid through hands on manipulative blocks.
I.e. 18-9. Students would physically manipulate the 18 from 1 ten and 8 ones into 18 ones before performing the operation. Why? Because you can’t take 9 ones away from 8 ones. Sounds like a pretty solid understanding and building of a number sense to me.

What we are now dealing with are highly decorated college profs that somehow believe they have become masters of math- mostly because teachers wanted to give it a chance.

The trial is over. Common Core math does little more than dilute the great work that we were doing before. Stop pretending this math was delivered from a mountain. It came from those with not an ounce of understanding about child development and their expertise in 3rd grade was granted because 20-30 years ago they were once 3rd graders.

Why can you solve this problem is a question that was asked and thoroughly answered long before Common Core.



In life, you are defined by your actions. Next week, we will be taking a stand against multi billion dollar corporations and the politicians they have purchased. We are taking them on with no financial support, minimal media coverage, and against all odds. It is truly amazing how strong you can become when your children need you. This is the moment that Davy runs full speed to fight Goliath.

I’m not guaranteeing that we will win, but I will guarantee that every SOB that has tried to profit from destroying our children’s education will retract from know-it-alls into the spineless cowards they truly are. The for sale signs they thought they saw on our school houses will read BEWARE OF PARENTS & TEACHERS!

You are heroes – act accordingly!

Lace to the Top


NY Teachers Crushed by “Heavy Hearted” Politicians

There is a saying within the walls of the financial industry- No one cares more about your money than you do.  The same can be said about teaching.  Teachers in NY left the future of our profession in the hands of politicians and union leaders.  As a result, we are paying a hefty price.

We attempted to ring the alarm bells months ago and some were listening, but clearly not enough.  NYSUT officers were given double pensions, NYSUT claimed the state tests were fair, AFT President Randi Weingarten put out robo calls for Cuomo/Hochul, Cuomo repeatedly lambasted teachers while NYSUT/AFT told us to chalk it up to nothing more than election rhetoric, AFT’s magazine cover offered to restore the promise of charters, dedicating $1 million to fight for fair funding – all while promising APPR would remain untouched or possibly even get better…  If you think being crushed by the heavy hearted politicians would light a fire under these union leaders, you would be wrong.

NY teachers will now be evaluated by a matrix that values student performance on state tests for 50%.  You would think this matrix would be met with a raised fist and calling for all hands on deck and the boots to hit the ground.  Instead it was met with a chorus of thank you:

“Today’s plan seems to be to consider pushing it to the Board of Regents, and at least we are moving toward an education body, a body that understands what goes on in the classroom,” Magee.  AFT President Randi Weingarten tweeted,“APPR-matrix better than points,very troubled by outsized role of testing;limits on dt autonomy/cb” “able to negotiate real dt/local autonomy in last APPR(which looks better in retrospect-but lots of criticism back then).”  Add to the fact that Randi Weingarten and the more than one million teachers she represents in the AFT are supporting annual Common Core state testing in the NCLB rewrite.  I thought it was a sick joke, but it’s not.  Mulgrew went a step further and claimed this matrix as a victory.

The budget also includes language that now gives teachers in NY the same treatment as sex offenders.  Will communities be given notice that a teacher has moved in?  Imagine if cops and firemen received this treatment?  Perdido Street discovered this gem in the budget:

Certificate holders shall notify the department of any change of name or mailing address within thirty days of such change. Willful failure to register or provide such notice within one hundred eighty days of such change may constitute grounds for moral character review under subdivision seven of section three hundred five of this chapter. 

This is just the start.  There is also receivership, ridiculous observations from outside evaluators…  Dr. Carol Burris does a masterful job of explaining the impact of all these new harmful reforms that were delivered in this year’s budget.

And with all of the damage that has been done, the union leadership wants us to remain silent???  I keep hearing it could have been worse, but if that is their plan- how will it ever get better?  How much more punishment can teachers be subject to before they fight back?   Frederick Douglass reminds us that we, “Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them.”

Cuomo did not act alone.  He had plenty of help.  NYSUT and AFT will not support an attack on these politicians.  They have put our union in a difficult position.  They held the door open an allowed an all out assault by testing companies, corrupt politicians, and others seeking to destroy OUR profession.

It is time for local unions to shut the door and remove the cretins from public education before they are allowed to do any more damage to our children!  It starts by targeting the individuals below.  We must show them that we are a force, we are parents, we are teachers, we are one and we will not be silenced by misguided leaders.


Wear green and put Common Core state tests to bed

Once a child loses their self-confidence, they can spend a lifetime trying to get it back.

Lace to the Top was never designed to live solely on Facebook, Twitter and blogs. Our mission was built to be carried out with a unified symbol and one clear message – OUR CHILDREN ARE MORE THAN A TEST SCORE.

As we head towards the test, go dig up all the green you can find and bring that message into your school house.

Teachers, have the conversation with your class. Tell them they are more than a test score and let your green laces, lanyard, bracelets… serve as a reminder.

Parents, send your children in with green and tell them they will not be standing alone- their teachers will be proudly standing with them.

Education, children, teachers, and parents can be ready for college and careers without Common Core testing. It is Common Core testing that cannot exist without us. Wear green laces and let’s put these tests to bed.

As One

Pearson owns the tests and leaves schools with only one choice… Pearson

In order for an item to appear on a test, Pearson must own/commission the item. While at the onset this may sound like common sense, it means something a bit different in today’s climate of high stakes testing.

When the results of Pearson high stakes tests determine which schools are shut, which teachers and administrators are fired, which teachers and admins will receive their certifications, defines the students that are “college and career ready”…  the content on those tests becomes a priority in schools.  As the stakes for Pearson’s standardized tests rise, so does its stock price.   It will not matter if curricula is aligned to the Common Core, all that will matter is the curricula is aligned to Pearson.

Let’s be honest, when it comes to testing Pearson doesn’t have the best track record.  While the Pineapple and the Hare was an epic fail, it has become par for the Pearson course.  Pearson’s history leaves much to be desired.  At one point, things in NY were so bad that Chancellor Tisch and Wallcott put Pearson on double secret probation with this warning, “I have told the company’s officials in no uncertain terms that I expect this will never happen again. Pearson is a big company, and what they did was totally unacceptable.”

You would expect Pearson to listen, but they didn’t.  The errors continued.  Even last year, Pearson had to Pineapple and Hare many questions off of their tests.  They provided no explanation for this or any of their other numerous errors- odd when you consider Pearson is a company that makes its money off of asking students to explain themselves.

What is tested is what is taught.  Most know that Pearson tests have been filled with product placements, but the most damaging product placement on the Pearson test is for Pearson curricula.  While Pearson owns every item on the test, they have included items from the curricula they sell to schools.  How is this fair or even remotely legal?  I don’t find myself agreeing with the Fordham Institute often, but their statement on this matter was spot on, “Pearson-developed New York State ELA sixth- and eighth-grade assessments included passages that were also in a Pearson-created, “Common Core–aligned” ELA curriculum. This meant that students in schools that purchased and used instructional materials from Pearson had an enormous advantage over those who didn’t.”  This should have raised more eyebrows than it did.  Consumers of Pearson’s curricula have an enormous advantage over non-users.  There are many more examples of Pearson materials being used on the ELA and Math Common Core state tests outside of the 6th and 8th grade, but the gag order placed on the test prevents teachers from bringing this issue forward.

Pearson has promised to include the performance of their products in shareholder reports starting in 2018.  From Pearson, “The most important phase will come over the next few years, as we start to be able to report back on the outcomes of our products and services in line with learners’ goals.”  Do you think any other company will outperform Pearson on the Pearson tests?

Pearson controls the tests and soon it will control your school.

Elite private schools do not take Common Core state tests and neither should you

I have heard lots of ridiculous claims why students should take the Common Core state tests.  One of the most famous lines came from Secretary of Education Arne Duncan when he said, “We should be able to look every second grader in the eye and say, ‘You’re on track, you’re going to be able to go to a good college, or you’re not,’ ” he said. “Right now, in too many states, quite frankly, we lie to children. We lie to them and we lie to their families.”

The latest bizarre claim by the reformers is that testing is a civil right.  I scratched my head and wondered.  Of course these groups know what civil rights are but I suspect they should educate themselves on the tests before making such bold claims.  I thought Diane Ravtich put the claim to bed when she pointed out, “How can one look at the results of Common Core testing in Néw York—where 97% of English learners, 95% of children with disabilities, and more than 80% of black and Hispanic students failed to meet the standard of “proficiency”—and conclude that these children are well-served by standardized testing?

In the Fordham Institute’s latest piece, Robert Pondisco seems confused when he makes the claim, “White suburban moms certainly appear to be primary drivers of the opt-out movement. To the degree that such are responding to curriculum narrowing and other deleterious effects of test-driven accountability, I’m deeply sympathetic.”  By his own admission, it is pretty clear that white suburban moms are not the drivers of the opt out movement.  The opt out movement is driven by some of the worst tests we have never seen.  Unfortunately, most students are subject to Common Core’s toxic state tests.

But not all students take Common Core state tests- including the President’s children.  These tests are not offered to the elite private schools.  When you search for the test scores of the elite private schools, they come up blank.  Why?  Don’t these parents care if their children are college and career ready at 8 years old?  Don’t they want their children prepared for more difficult tests later in life?  Don’t they care about supporting civil rights through testing?  Don’t they want to know if the schools they are paying tens of thousands of dollars to are failing their children?  Don’t they want their children test prepped?  The answer is no, they don’t.  They care about their children and have sought the best education possible for them.  Their children’s schools, teachers, and students are not held hostage to Common Core state testing and nor should ours.


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